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Comment by Autumn Soulthief on April 8, 2012 at 10:37am

joke of the day:

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"

Comment by Autumn Soulthief on April 7, 2012 at 11:22am

Joke of the day:

a blond walks outside of her house to her mailbox and her neighbor asks what is she doing and she said "my computer said i got mail"

Comment by Cole StarStone on July 14, 2011 at 11:49am

HI